Aruba-du, ruba-tu, ruba-tu. I was thinking about
the curse words and the swear words, the cuss words and the
words that you can't say, that you're not supposed to say all
the time, 'cause words or people into words want to hear your
words. Some guys like to record your words and sell them back to
you if they can, (laughter) listen in on the telephone, write
down what words you say. A guy who used to be in Washington knew
that his phone was tapped, used to answer, Fuck Hoover,
yes, go ahead. (laughter) |
Okay, I was thinking one night about the words you
couldn't say on the public, ah, airwaves, um, the ones you
definitely wouldn't say, ever, 'cause I heard a lady say bitch
one night on television, and it was cool like she was talking
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ah, well, the bitch is the first one to notice
that in the litter Johnie right (murmur) Right. And, uh, bastard you can say, and hell and damn so
I have to figure out which ones you couldn't and ever and it
came down to seven but the list is open
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to amendment, and in
fact, has been changed, uh, by now, ha, a lot of people pointed
things out to me, and I noticed some myself. The original seven
words were, shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker,mother-fucker, and tits. Those are the ones that
will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and (laughter)
maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor
(laughter) um, and a bourbon. (laughter) And now the first thing
that we noticed was that word fuck was really repeated in there
because the word motherfucker is a compound word and it's
another form of the word fuck. (laughter) You want to be a
purist it doesn't really it can't be on the list of basic words.
Also, cocksucker is a compound word and neither half of that is
really dirty. The word the half sucker that's merely suggestive
(laughter) and the word cock is a half-way dirty word, 50% dirty
dirty half the time, depending on what you mean by it. Uh,
remember when you first heard it, like in 6th grade, you used to
giggle. And the cock crowed three times, heh (laughter) the cock
three times. It's in the Bible, cock in the Bible. (laughter)
And the first time you heard about a cock-fight, remember What?
Huh? naw. It ain't that, are you stupid? man. (laughter,
clapping) It's chickens, you know, (laughter) Then you have the
four letter words from the old Anglo-Saxon fame. Uh, shit and
fuck. The word shit, uh, is an interesting kind of word in that
the middle class has never really accepted it and approved it.
They use it like, crazy but it's not really okay. It's still a
rude, dirty, old kind of gushy word. (laughter) They don't like
that, but they say it, like, they say it like, a lady now in a
middle-class home, you'll hear most of the time she says it as
an expletive, you know, it's out of her mouth before she knows.
She says, Oh shit oh shit, (laughter)
oh shit. If she drops
something, Oh, the shit hurt the
broccoli. Shit. Thank you.
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